I’m not going to post the context in which this comment was made because I honestly can’t even stand to think about the issue.  If you’re interested in reading about it though, you can find it here, here, and here.

“Suddenly it’s a magical man-containment pouch! Like the TARDIS? Or a tractor beam! Oh no, my man-holding tractor beam is malfunctioning! It must be my advanced age of 27? Here I was thinking that these were parts of people, like hands or ears, with no actual science-fiction level powers.”

I could NOT. STOP. LAUGHING.

Next time I have to go to the doctor to have my lady-business inspected, I’m totally going to ask if my tractor beam is in working order.

Also, if you comment as purpleshoes on Pandagon, you are *teh AWESOME*

ETA: Also, I am not at all trying to trivialize the seriousness of the articles in question- the whole issue disgusts me.  I just can’t even begin to comprehend what the original guy could be thinking.  I’m just glad that the comments are there, and the commentators who think the guy is a douche.